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Pencil Me In
$3.00
Pencil Me In
$3.00
Sharp-looking iced sugar cookies shaped like pencils — sweet, precise, and ready to write your next petty comeback in sugar and spice.
Abuse and Excuse
$5.75
Abuse and Excuse
$5.75
A bold blue velvet cookie packed with melty chocolate chips and creamy white chocolate chunks. Perfect for those who want to indulge with a side of sass and zero apologies.
P.S. This cookie is for the ones who were rasied with hands that hurt and mouths that denied it.
Raspberry Regret
$5.75
Raspberry Regret
$5.75
This cookie comes with piping bags of cream cheese frosting and raspberry topping for you to add yourself — because unlike some people (ahem, Mom), it actually shows up looking flawless. Sweet, tangy, and ready to outshine all the regrets in your life.